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You love to cook but the thought of finding anything in your kitchen gives you heartburn.

You need a buried treasure map to find things under your sink.

The area underneath your bed has turned into the Bermuda Triangle.

You're still working on last month's "to-do" list? (Never had a "to-do" list? Call immediately!)

You would love listening to your music collection if you could just find that CD you want to hear.

Your dining room table doubles as a filing cabinet or walk in closet.

You've never thrown out a photograph, even the ones you hate.

Guilt is keeping you from getting rid of all those gifts you never liked.

You have clothes in your closet with the tags still on.

Your mail looks like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

You always have the current yellow and white pages but you can't remember the last time you used them.

You've organized every inch of your home but you still feel it's cluttered.

You still think you can do this alone.